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      01-13-2025, 10:09 PM   #1
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Lightbulb Unboxing a New $4000 Chinese Range Rover

Too hilarious and bananas not to share...

Now THIS gives true meaning to "Baller On A Budget"

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for those that live in golf cart communities, that thing would be awesome
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for those that live in golf cart communities, that thing would be awesome
Agreed! Hmmmm....
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Is it a pedal car?
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Too hilarious and bananas not to share...

Now THIS gives true meaning to "Baller On A Budget"

****Wow, that Chinese Range Rover inspired SUV would be a total chick magnet car for an 8 year old kid with a 7 year old girlfriend in a gated beach community living with their parents!

Even if the kid was a little pudgy kid with an overbite, short, and not too attractive no question he could do well with the 7-11 year old cute classmates/band camp chicks/camp chicks until he grows up to be a strapping and handsome lad with the body of an Adonis and straight teeth from good orthodontic work!

Baller on a budget indeed!

$4k seems remarkably inexpensive for the value that vehicle provides - the memories, short walks on the beach before mom yells for dinner, sharing sodas while sitting on the hatch back area and staring at the moonlight before dad yells at you to go walk the dog and take out the trash, and perhaps even a quick drag race against the poor kids relegated to riding some crummy pedal bike or skateboard....

Memories... That $4k is a small price to pay for being the coolest 8 year old at the gated beach area!

Worth it!!!
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****Wow, that Chinese Range Rover inspired SUV would be a total chick magnet car for an 8 year old kid with a 7 year old girlfriend in a gated beach community living with their parents!

Even if the kid was a little pudgy kid with an overbite, short, and not too attractive no question he could do well with the 7-11 year old cute classmates/band camp chicks/camp chicks until he grows up to be a strapping and handsome lad with the body of an Adonis and straight teeth from good orthodontic work!

Baller on a budget indeed!

$4k seems remarkably inexpensive for the value that vehicle provides - the memories, short walks on the beach before mom yells for dinner, sharing sodas while sitting on the hatch back area and staring at the moonlight before dad yells at you to go walk the dog and take out the trash, and perhaps even a quick drag race against the poor kids relegated to riding some crummy pedal bike or skateboard....

Memories... That $4k is a small price to pay for being the coolest 8 year old at the gated beach area!

Worth it!!!
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Why spend $4k for a fake Chinese Range Rover when you can buy a real one for that thanks to their horrific resale values?
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Why spend $4k for a fake Chinese Range Rover when you can buy a real one for that thanks to their horrific resale values?
I like the idea of it as a Neighborhood or Golf Course GO-CART 😁
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Why spend $4k for a fake Chinese Range Rover when you can buy a real one for that thanks to their horrific resale values?
You need to buy 2 of them when they're new.
But for a used one you'd need to buy 4?
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Finally, a Range Rover I can afford upkeep on!
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I can't believe these guys are complaining about it being cheap - it WAS cheap! $4,000 and it had a working touch screen??? It had a back up camera??? You can't buy a used POS ATV for $4K. This would be amazing if you could stand to live near other people (not me) and lived in a little golf community or something and could drive it to bfast or the market or whatnot? Way better than a golf cart.

LMAO - well done Chinese knockoff artists!
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