[F30lolz]

So my 335i that I still haven't been able to figure out all the mods it has is due for an oil change soon. My local stealer is offering a $65 special through the end of the month which I know they'll use 5W-30 Synthetic but I was wondering what you guys use on N54's. I know TWS is out of the question, though how can I get carbon fiber tires?

[UncleWede]

if your iTrader score were higher, we might offer you some alternatives - BANNED

[ASBSECU E93]

Are you looking for the best Anal oil, or the traditional Vag oil

Couple freaks on here might can give you a solid asnwer...Either way - Banned for such an absurd question here in OT.

[F30lolz]

The females can debate on the oil they find attractive.

But cereal, what oil do I use?!

[Banana Hammock]

Coconut oil is all the rage these days.

[RJ_]

You should stick with OEM BMW oil. I noticed that the logo on this jug is the same as the logo on the hood of my car, which means they were made for each other and that's the extent of my critical thinking skills.

Go to the dealership to buy your oil, because all the other places get watered down versions because that's a thing oil companies do to trick you!

Also, if you can find it, get ///M branded oil. It's even better and will safely allow you to increase your redline to 8k rpm. It wouldn't be on the gauge if your car wasn't capable of it. Try it sometime!

[08njSTEP]

Extra, extra virgin olive oil. Gotta be virgin though.

[Needbmwpartzz]

Whale oil is popular among desperate frat boys with beer goggles