[Verbiage]

InB4 leg day jokes.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

InB4 leg day jokes.

Damn! Too slow.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

InB4 leg day jokes.

Hey, I'm not suicidal. I'll accuse him of beating off in his car, but I am not saying shit about leg day!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I got jacked in my car once think there is another thread about sticky interior

Jacking yourself doesn't count bro.

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I got jacked in my car once think there is another thread about sticky interior

Same here. The car was recovered but it was covered in cocaine...a momma raccoon had given birth in there also a bunch of homeless were fooling around in there, I guess they call it a "soup kitchen" I had found a note signed by Dirty Mike and the boyz

[JoyRin]

Originally Posted by EJT86

Same here. The car was recovered but it was covered in cocaine...a momma raccoon had given birth in there also a bunch of homeless were fooling around in there, I guess they call it a "soup kitchen" I had found a note signed by Dirty Mike and the boyz

Good 'Other guys' reference!

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

But this person feared there may be a second party involved. (Sorry, that's two in one day. I feel bad(ish). More scared than bad, really.)

I feared there was a second person involved also, fell asleep and woke up to it being pulled. Turns out I'm a perv when I sleep even.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Jacking yourself doesn't count bro.

I count it. Left hand anyways, and stranger.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I count it. Left hand anyways, and stranger.

Stranger is good in a pinch.

Unless it's that Uncle.

[John 070]

little 16" wheels? I was in a repair shop yesterday and they were working on an Audi Quattro from the 80's, it must have had 14" rims. Was the OP drunk to behave like that...

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Stranger is good in a pinch.

Unless it's that Uncle.

So cute when they are young and naive. You may wish to consult this site, my good sir.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

So cute when they are young and naive. You may wish to consult this site, my good sir.

Yeah know that one too...embarrassingly learned it from watching Gone in 60 Seconds!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Yeah know that one too...embarrassingly learned it from watching Gone in 60 Seconds!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Wait...I've got one for this...are we still doing Phrasing?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

NEWB.

[Verbiage]

If I was a cartoon, I'd totally bang Cheryl/Carol/etc. Dunno if she likes blacks though.


Although, I am only apparently 73% black.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

If I was a cartoon, I'd totally bang Cheryl/Carol/etc. Dunno if she likes blacks though.


Although, I am only apparently 73% black.

You know in real life, Pam would be all over you.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You know in real life, Pam would be all over you.

Aw shiiiet.

[Mywifes335]

But Pam was hot for a minute...when she was doing all that coke?

I wanna bang the whole female cast, starting with Ms. Archer.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

If I was a cartoon, I'd totally bang Cheryl/Carol/etc. Dunno if she likes blacks though.


Although, I am only apparently 73% black.

If the neglected 17% is the important part, that would probably help AND harm your case.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

But Pam was hot for a minute...when she was doing all that coke?

I wanna bang the whole female cast, starting with Ms. Archer.

Yeah man. The end of season 5 I think. Yeah she was losing her shit LOLOL.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

If the neglected 17% is the important part, that would probably help AND harm your case.

I'll count my blessings dammit.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Stranger is good in a pinch.

Unless it's that Uncle.

THE Uncle, thank you very little