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      12-16-2015, 09:56 PM   #221
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49. Why? That's Feb 1, 1990
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      12-16-2015, 10:33 PM   #224
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      12-16-2015, 10:41 PM   #225
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49. Why? That's Feb 1, 1990
Oh okay I see the mullet now.
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      12-16-2015, 11:02 PM   #227
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Would you rather your wife cheat on you physically with a guy just for sex, or start falling emotionally inlove with another man?
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      12-16-2015, 11:23 PM   #229
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Trick question. Most women cheat physically FOR the emotional connection.
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      12-16-2015, 11:23 PM   #230
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Trick question. Most women cheat physically FOR the emotional connection.
You're a smart, smart man.
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      12-16-2015, 11:43 PM   #231
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Then you woke up.
No, we are still fucking hot.
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      12-17-2015, 05:34 AM   #232
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Would you rather your wife cheat on you physically with a guy just for sex, or start falling emotionally inlove with another man?
Falling, though I know of wives who've cheated just to Fuck and that's it. My sister in law has done it, stay at home mom, husband works 70 hour weeks and was lonely, my best friend in the Marines went overseas in 2006 and his newly bride started banging the day he deployed. Happens too often in the armed forces, especially the Navy. As soon as a ship leaves, wives would get together to the local bars/clubs and bang any guy they thought was decent looking. Easy prey.

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Easier to get inside pics of Area 2 in Virginia than yours so no, you aren't hawt.
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      12-18-2015, 04:31 PM   #233
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Where did everyone get married? We got married in my mothers back yard (with whom I haven't spoken to since March 2014) in Miami when we were still living in NY.


1st: Church (yawn)
2nd: Our house, 2 days after Hurricane Isabel. Power was still out.
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