Funny names for "intimate acts"...got any?

JoeClothing · 12-21-2007, 12:46 AM

Anybody heard of the "Jersey Stranger"?

Jay_328 · 12-21-2007, 12:51 AM

^ sounds like you're jerking off

JoeClothing · 12-21-2007, 01:03 AM

^Uh close but no cigar

Expired · 12-21-2007, 02:28 AM

hmm.. sitting outside the local venue here me and a couple ppl were trying to come up with stuff similar to "Hit it and quit it"..

We came up with..
Fuck and Truck.
Fun and Run.
Pound and Bound.
Smash and Dash.
Hump and Dump.
Shag and Bag.
Poke it and Smoke it.
Do the Deed and Speed // Plant the Seed and Speed.
Pop and Drop.
Boom Boom and Zoom Zoom.
Nail and Bail.
Up-Skirt and Desert.
Knock Boots and Scoot.
The Old In-Out and Run About.
Get Nude and Elude.
Get it Wet and Jet.
Rape and Escape?? Not that I approve of rape.
Tap and Lap.
Ride and Hide // Just pull it to the side and Hide.
Play and Get Away.
Intercourse and Hop on your Horse.
Juice and Vamoose.
Ram and Scram.
Fling and Spring.
Fork and go to Work.
Sex and Vex.
Fornicate and Circumnavigate.

So after remembering the few.. I started making more..
My mind is now blank.

-Nathan

Comet · 12-21-2007, 02:34 AM

I know of the "peekaboo"
basically u make sure the girl is facing a window... and she's on her stomach
u let ur friend take over without her noticing, u go outside and u wave at her and yell "peekaboo!"

ScottyGams · 12-21-2007, 02:55 AM

superman that ho!

TurboFan · 12-21-2007, 07:11 AM

Fun little tricks for your next mattress dance:

Cleveland steamer
donkey punch
egyptian tea bag
gaylord perry
rusty trombone
german knuckle cake
dirty sanchez
change machine
pasadena mud slide
roman helmet
mini van
pittsburgh plater
moroccan meatball
bulgarian gas mask
alabama hot pocket
disappearing panda
raspberry beret
san juan capastrano
dirty muskie
snowmobile
boston pancake
big boy combo
swiss army knife
fish hook

Ru$$ell · 12-21-2007, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comet

I know of the "peekaboo"
basically u make sure the girl is facing a window... and she's on her stomach
u let ur friend take over without her noticing, u go outside and u wave at her and yell "peekaboo!"

ROFL

you guys are insane.

Kiemyster · 12-21-2007, 08:37 AM

russ... u better change your thing... not allowed to say the n word, or anything like it. love tha avatar though lol!

and peekaboo... im totally gonna fucking try that lol

TurboFan · 12-21-2007, 09:27 AM

mini van - kinda like the shocker, but better - 2 up front, 5 in the rear!

tweak84 · 12-21-2007, 11:54 AM

puppies in the tub...............its when u try to put your balls in the girls ass but they keep popping out...like puppies in a tub

TurboFan · 12-21-2007, 11:58 AM

bucking bronco

doin' your girl doggie style, then hang on to her tits while you sigh another girls name. Try and hang on for 8 seconds.

Would work well with the peek-a-boo!

OC Guy · 12-21-2007, 02:51 PM

Rodeo is the best.

JoeClothing · 12-21-2007, 06:03 PM

Nathan- LOL my friend!
You covered just about all of them, however I need some explanations for those acts.
I'll start.....
"Jersey Stranger" Definition; when a guy is in the shower and reaches around the curtain to fondle himself.

12-21-2007, 12:46 AM	#1
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Expired Fanatic 103 Rep 175 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Houston, Tx iTrader: (0)	hmm.. sitting outside the local venue here me and a couple ppl were trying to come up with stuff similar to "Hit it and quit it".. We came up with.. Fuck and Truck. Fun and Run. Pound and Bound. Smash and Dash. Hump and Dump. Shag and Bag. Poke it and Smoke it. Do the Deed and Speed // Plant the Seed and Speed. Pop and Drop. Boom Boom and Zoom Zoom. Nail and Bail. Up-Skirt and Desert. Knock Boots and Scoot. The Old In-Out and Run About. Get Nude and Elude. Get it Wet and Jet. Rape and Escape?? Not that I approve of rape. Tap and Lap. Ride and Hide // Just pull it to the side and Hide. Play and Get Away. Intercourse and Hop on your Horse. Juice and Vamoose. Ram and Scram. Fling and Spring. Fork and go to Work. Sex and Vex. Fornicate and Circumnavigate. So after remembering the few.. I started making more.. My mind is now blank. -Nathan __________________ People only know what you tell them. ►Only in ROFL Copter.◄
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TurboFan Ski bum 331 Rep 6,198 Posts Drives: sideways Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Knee deep in the pow iTrader: (8)	bucking bronco doin' your girl doggie style, then hang on to her tits while you sigh another girls name. Try and hang on for 8 seconds. Would work well with the peek-a-boo! __________________ 1999 e46 328i Ti Silver / Black[retired] 2007 e90 335xi Jet Black / Black[retired] 2011 e70 X5 35d Vermillion Red / Cinnamon 2011 e92 M3 LeMans / Fox Red extended
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JoeClothing Second Lieutenant 70 Rep 233 Posts Drives: E60 M5 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Chevy Chase, MD iTrader: (0)	Nathan- LOL my friend! You covered just about all of them, however I need some explanations for those acts. I'll start..... "Jersey Stranger" Definition; when a guy is in the shower and reaches around the curtain to fondle himself.
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