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      04-11-2016, 04:02 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
Your epic language skills make EVERY SINGLE STORY better. I mean that. Also, now that I have watched your interview, I hear it in your voice. The best. So, we need to see the picture - you do realize this. If it came down to hand-to-paw combat, I would still pick 10 year old Lups over the bear.
I can give you my mothers phone number. She should have access to it.

If I had realized then just how close I was and later on I've measured it, it was like 600 ft (200 meters) I would've panicked and I am sure I would've gone after the dog too.

The funniest thing is, I took my kids to this forest. An adder nest was there and it was an early spring then too. All the snakes were just trying to warm up.

My three year old ran up to it, and one or two bites for a kid that big is livable if taken to er straight away. I distracted the kids and got them further away without a panic but jesus christ every time I think about it.

What if I would've panicked on my way after the kid got bitten?
What if I wouldn't have been strong enough to run with a load?
What if I would've done the ultimate stupidity and put myself in between them?

A year ago we went on a lovely family holiday (I smeared my sister-in-law's backpack with bacon in my dreams, and my hubby would not have gotten out alive if I wasn't a pacifist) to Yellowstone. I'm still amazed my kids got out of the car.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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