I lol'ed out loud... OP must've lived a sheltered life and will forever remember the one moment in his life where he cheated death by speeding away in his M4... Good thing it wasn't a 320 - we might be reading about the op on some jalponik article... I can only imagine the story that friends and family are getting right now - "I have a new lease on life !!! Will never take it for granted again !!! " Gets gym membership and starts taking vitamins...
In closing... Sounds like he can't be friends with Verbiage... Might be too much anxiety for him... You know, with all the media portrayals of, you know, THE Verbiages...
