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Originally Posted by Lucky John
Yeah but your like a fifty year old truck driver with blue hair, tats and a Norwegian animal skinning knife on your belt. The people my mother warned me about are the ones that are scared of you.  |
Yeah, but some say I'm a 140 lbs female with a blonde hair and big boobs and a taste in cars that leaves no doubt for who you're looking at.
They're wrong. I am actually a 300 lbs short man with no hair except on my body.
And I'm sure mothers warn their sons about me. I would.